I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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