all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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