this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
