There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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