is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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