Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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