I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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