Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Nicole vs. Life
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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