Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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