Dual....:-)
We won't sleep together?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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