She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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