Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
you never un-have a 4some
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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