He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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