The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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