I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
