it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
