her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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