actually, I'm a sock model
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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