You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
