is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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