Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
