can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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