So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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