This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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