He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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