I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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