i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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