I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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