You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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