So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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