I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
do herpes really smell.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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