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Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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