if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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