Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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