My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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