too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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