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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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