How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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