It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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