they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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