i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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