am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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