I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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