saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I need a beard to bite.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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