question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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