thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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