break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
A+ Viking dick
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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