Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Two words: blizzard sex
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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