The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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