you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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