therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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