hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
where am i from again
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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