I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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