all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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